Couple Caught Having Sex in Police Station Parking Lot

To misquote Dean Wormer from Animal House, "Fat, drunk and naked in a police station parking lot is no way to go through life, son!" Here's more from the UPI:

Police in Hellertown, Pa., said a couple caught having sex in the police station parking lot told officers they did not realize where they had parked. Officers said the driver, Dennis Conor Cullen, was charged with drunken driving but neither he nor his female passenger, who was not named, were charged with anything related to their parking lot love making, The (Allentown, Pa.) Morning Call reported Thursday. Police said Cullen, 23, and the woman admitted to drinking earlier in the evening at a Lehigh University function but Cullen refused to submit a blood sample.